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Flashback: What's Love Got to Do With It?

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:00:00 -0700

Back in the day, the secret to unlocking a man's heart was to enhance the three B's:
Boobs, butt, and ~~brains~~ beauty.

Brains? What brains?! Scheming up an effective "mantrap" involved no thought on the part of the woman. No thought whatsoever. It was all instinct, of course.

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XXX-Rated Answer on The Newlywed Game

GiggleSugar — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:00:00 -0700

In this segment of The Newlywed Game, the ladies were asked to divulge the "weirdest place" they've had the urge to "make whoopee." One woman misunderstood the question, provided an unsolicited answer, and everyone turned beet red - in the end.

Car Salesman Will Satisfy All My WHAT?!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:00:00 -0700

You know what they say about fetishes: The more you try to suppress them, the more they'll consume you and take over. Mr. Harrelson Toyota has something other than cars on his mind - an obsession of sorts - butt I can't quite put my finger on it . . .

"That Guy" Butts in Again

GiggleSugar — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:02:00 -0700

"That guy" insisted on staying in the shallow end cuz he forgot his floaties. (Again.)

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Got . . . Beads?

GiggleSugar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:00:00 -0700

You know what they say, "the stuff in one man's trunk is another man's treasure." Hee-hee. I always wondered how anyone out of grade school could find "arts and crafts" projects appealing and worthwhile. Thanks to LibertySugar, now I know.

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Your Pup Is Cute, Butter Face . . .

GiggleSugar — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Believe it or not, I have standards. There are some things I refuse to post. A dog's butt dressed to double as someone's face is not one of them. Lucky for you.

The Attack of More Crack!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:30:00 -0700

No doubt about it - there's someone out there for everyone.

Thanks, College Humor!

Peek-A-Eeewwww!

GiggleSugar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0700

Any a-hole would crack a joke right now, butt I'm better than that.

Thanks, College Humor!

Saddlebags Be Gone

FitSugar — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:30:00 -0800

We all have our problem spots that we would love to alter, from love handles at the waist to the dreaded saddlebags at the upper thigh. I sometimes refer to them as my "lower love handles" because I really don't like the word saddlebag. Gravity has a way of shaping our bodies as we age, but there are a few ways to battle those dreaded saddlebags. Check out these ideas.

I'm sorry to say, but there isn't one secret magic saddlebag erasing exercise out there. Along the same lines, doing exercises that only focus on your bun and thigh area won't work either. Instead, focus on losing weight overall. Doing cardio like running, biking, and using machines will help you burn calories so your entire body can become more lean.
Eat a healthy diet and watch your calories. Check out Fit's Calculator to see how many calories you should be consuming a day. Remember though, that your daily intake should never go below 1200 for women and 1800 for men.
Do strength training exercises to tone all your muscles. Definitely work on moves that target your hips and butt like lunges and squats, or check out this 4-Minute Booty Workout. Also, don't forget to tone your abs and upper body too. Toning all your body parts will make you stronger and leaner overall.
Don't waste your money on cellulite creams. I'm sorry to say, but they won't do much for your saddlebags.

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"That Guy" Butts in Again

GiggleSugar — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:00:00 -0800

His rationale? Girls just wanna have buns.

Thanks, College Humor!