Ladies - Any Here Sound Familiar or Make Perfect Sense?

Jul 27, 2008 - Note to the men in your life: You are the wind beneath my wings, but here is what you need to know. Here is a guide to the point system. Simple Duties You make the bed.................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows........0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets......................-1 You leave the toilet seat up.....................................-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty.................0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex......-1 When the Kleenex runs out u shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You check out a suspicious noise at night ........................0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing.................0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's something..............+5 You pummel it with a six iron...................................+10 It's her father.................................................-10 Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party.............................0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy...................................................-2 Named Tiffany....................................................-4 Tiffany is a dancer..............................................-6 Tiffany has implants.............................................-8 Her Birthday You take her out to dinner........................................0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ............+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.........................................-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night...................................-3 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team........................-10 Thoughtfulness You forget her birthday completely..............................-20 You forget your anniversary.....................................-30 You forget to pick her up at the bus station....................-45 Which is in Newark, New Jersey..................................-50 And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast.....................-60 A Night Out With The Boys Go out with a pal ...............................................-5 And the pal is happily married ..................................-4 Or frighteningly single .........................................-7 And he drives a Mustang.........................................-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..................-15 You have a few beers.............................................-9 And miss curfew by an hour......................................-12 You miss curfew by an hour and you didn't call..................-20 You get home at 3 am............................................-30 You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars ........-40 Her Night Out You stay home while she goes out with her annoying friend from work.............................................................+5 She goes out with her annoying work friends, and she comes home real late.......................................................+10 You wait up.....................................................+15 She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed.............................................................+20 A Night Out You take her to a movie..........................................+2 You take her to a movie she likes................................+4 You take her to a movie you hate ................................+6 You take her to a movie you like.................................-2 It's called DeathCop 3...........................................-3 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans ..........-15 Flowers You buy her flowers only when it's expected...................... - 15 Comments