Sep 08, 2009 -
When protest is uncool, &c.
By Jay Nordlinger
Friends, I hope you had a good Labor Day Weekend, and aren’t too shaken up by the loss of Van Jones to the administration, and to America. And aren’t you excited to hear President Obama address Congress, and the schoolchildren?
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Jun 04, 2009 -
4 teens charged as adults in locker room sexual assault case
By John Couwels
CNN
(CNN) -- Four teenage boys in Tampa, Florida, were charged as adults Wednesday on allegations of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old boy.
Charged with four counts each of sexual battery were Randall John Moye, 14; Raymond A. Price-Murray, 14; Lee Louis Myers, 14; and Diamante J.
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May 31, 2009 -
Perhaps I had postnatal depressions – I always broke in tears whenever I was moved – how annoying… Well – get used to it…
So, now I was at home and felt like the ultimate greenhorn, a stupid chick with a baby and I had NO idea how to take care of her… Brilliant – in addition she had her first “vomit days” and I nearly went nuts…
Ummi came to me and said: “If you need me – I will help you – no matter if it is day or night – come to my house. We all started small, be happy that you are not alone.” How prophetic these lines were – we did not know in advance – yet yes, I went to her more often than I would have wished for… And it was not only because of my kids – it was because of HER “kid”…
However – I was VERY grateful, that this family had accepted me – and that I had been taken care of well, too.
Finally the parcel fm my parents had arrived… There was one P.O.
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Apr 10, 2009 -
Universal Laws
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
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May 20, 2009 -
A 16 year-old California lesbian has won a $25K settlement from her school district after the ACLU threatened a lawsuit for the way she was harassed by teachers and school employees.
The agreement between the Vallejo City Unified School District and the American Civil Liberties Union was reached without litigation, said ACLU attorney Elizabeth Gill. In agreeing to the settlement, the district is not admitting liability, Gill and district Superintendent Mary Bull said.
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Jan 09, 2009 -
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
(This one I know for a fact is true..same with the next one.. )
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Nov 04, 2008 -
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...
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May 27, 2008 -
1. JAY-Z: About 8 years ago, I was working out in my gym having a private Muay Thai kickboxing lesson in the boxing ring. When we were done, I went to leave the ring, and this guy in a hoodie who already had his wraps and gloves on, put his arm/hand out to me, and I didn't understand what he wanted, so I just slapped him five!
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Dec 11, 2008 -
Got your popcorn ready? ;)
Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:57 pm EST
Report: Terrell Owens is unhappy with yet another quarterback
By Chris Chase
In an article that surprises absolutely no one (except maybe Jerry Jones), ESPN's Ed Werder reports that Terrell Owens is unhappy with Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. For his next column, Werder will detail the sun's plans to rise in the east tomorrow morning.
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Sep 21, 2008 -
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer
the phone 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle.'
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