
I'm all for anything that can eliminate allergies, but don't tease me. This
Lifemax Sneezer Beam claims it can vaporize your sneezing, congestion, and runny noses with light. All you do is plug your nostrils with these mini light sabers light beam rods and the photons supposedly inhibit the cells that release
histamines, which protect the body against allergens such as dust, dander, and pollen but that the body over produces when you have an allergy.

I'm all for promoting peace and positive energy, but this world's going to need a whole lot more than these
H2Om water bottles. Fusing the chemical symbol for water, H2O, with the sound of the universe, "om," makes for a pretty catchy product name. And this is water with intention —not water infused with fruit juice, vitamins, electrolytes, or anything else you'd expect to pay extra for.

Always on the lookout for new fitness gadgets, the
Bodyblade has grabbed my attention.
The Bodyblade ($50-$160) is a tool that claims to use up to 270 muscle contractions per minute, and doesn't bulk you up. Basically you just take the long blade, shake it by pushing and pulling front to back or side to side, and then try to match the movement of the blade as it oscillates back and forth.

Of course, I think it is imperative to wash your fitness gear after every workout, but come on — do you expect me to believe that I need special soap to do it? This
Sport-Wash ($10) says you should use this instead of regular detergent to "keep the high-tech in your high-tech fabrics so your workout wear will continue to look good and perform its best." This soap claims that it "leaves no residue to interfere with moisture control, breathability, water-repellency or insulation.

If you've ever spent some time on Facebook then chances are that you've seen the banners for the
Pink Patch. Me, I'm not a regular Facebook user, but I was recently pointed out the Pink Patch by user
gumdrops334 so I did a little investigation.
Not only does the motto, "Get Skinny with Pink," and the use of the word "magic" send warning flags flying, but I am immediately turned off by the fact that the main ingredient,
Fucus Vesiculosus, aka Bladderwrack — wtf?!
Oftentimes when a weight loss product seems too good to be true, it is. The NY Daily News has uncovered some of the most
absurd weight loss ideas that the only thing they'll cause you to lose is money. Check out my favorite picks from the
article.

Having a little problem with self-control these days? Fad diets failing you? Have you tried
Weight Loss Sunglasses ($18.75)?

I want to believe this commercial. I want to get rock solid, six-pack abs in just five minutes a day. I want to sit back and take a "rocket ride" and get "awesome abs."

Interested in detoxing your body and getting rid of just about every bad thing that could possibly be stored in your system? Well the makers of
Kinoki Foot Pads have something to get rid of all the toxins we get from our food, water, and air. They claim that if you wear these pads while you sleep (sounds comfy), they'll cure problems like insomnia, depression, and headaches by removing heavy metals, metabolic wastes, parasites, chemicals, and cellulite from your body.

It is all over the news, Americans are not
eating enough fruits and veggies, and large food conglomerates have decided to help us out. According to a recent article on
MSNBC, Kraft and Frito Lay are making healthy junk food, and if that sounds like an oxymoron to you that is because it is one. While these snacks might be healthier versions of junk food, they are still processed and no substitute for eating fresh produce.