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Top 10 Signs You're a Vegan

10 Signs You're a Full-Blown Vegan

Whether you started out dabbling in vegetarianism or went head-first into ditching meat, eggs, milk, and other animal products, here are the top 10 signs you're absolutely a full-blown vegan.

  1. When grocery shopping, you have TVP, tofu, tempeh, edamame, miso, Silk, and every other type of soy product in your cart.
  2. Your veggie-oil-powered VW sports a bumper sticker that reads, "Cows Are For Mooing, Not For Barbecuing!"
  3. At least once a day someone asks you, "How do you get enough protein?"
  4. The only time you'd ever set foot into Burger King is if you desperately needed to use their bathroom.
  5. There's a copy of Veganomicon, Fast Food Nation, and The Kind Diet on your nightstand.
  6. Your favorite condiments are Nayonaise, hummus, and Tofutti cream cheese.
  7. You won't even wear fake fur or leather for fear that someone might mistake it for the real thing.
  8. For your co-worker's birthday, you celebrated by whipping up a homemade cheesecake made from silken tofu and dairy-free chocolate chips.
  9. You can't understand why anyone would eat meat when they can enjoy Tofu Pups, Fakin Bacon, Tofurkey, and spaghetti with wheatballs.
  10. You know eight different ways to replace eggs in recipes.

If this doesn't sound like you, check out the top 10 signs you're a running fanatic, a health nut, or a devoted yogi.

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