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Taste...Worth Dying For

I like to think that I have a sense of humor, maybe you'd agree and maybe you wouldn't, but seriously I think there's a point when you can go too far.

Welcome to The Heart Attack Grill -- Yup, that is the real name. This new theme restaurant, where the theme must be Hooters from hell, has somehow popped up in Arizona.

I am not sure where to begin but let's start with the names of the food, which they call procedures: Single Bypass Burger, Double Bypass Burger, Triple Bypass burger, Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries (which are deep fried in pure lard). What's worse? If you actually eat a Triple Bypass or a Quadruple Bypass (pictured above), the waitresses (who are dressed as slutty nurses by the way) will wheel you outside to your car after you have completed your procedure. I couldn't find nutritional information on the menu but I can't imagine it's good.

Oh and to top it all off, you can add cigarettes to your meal.

The slogan "Taste...Worth Dying For!" is meant to be a joke, I get that, but it's sad because it makes light of an actuality for many obese Americans.

On another note, due to the slutty nurse waitresses, the Arizona State Board of Nursing is threatening a lawsuit against the Heart Attack Grill.

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