I like to think that I have a sense of humor, maybe you'd agree and maybe you wouldn't, but seriously I think there's a point when you can go too far.
Welcome to The Heart Attack Grill -- Yup, that is the real name. This new theme restaurant, where the theme must be Hooters from hell, has somehow popped up in Arizona.
I am not sure where to begin but let's start with the names of the food, which they call procedures: Single Bypass Burger, Double Bypass Burger, Triple Bypass burger, Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries (which are deep fried in pure lard). What's worse? If you actually eat a Triple Bypass or a Quadruple Bypass (pictured above), the waitresses (who are dressed as slutty nurses by the way) will wheel you outside to your car after you have completed your procedure. I couldn't find nutritional information on the menu but I can't imagine it's good.
Oh and to top it all off, you can add cigarettes to your meal.
The slogan "Taste...Worth Dying For!" is meant to be a joke, I get that, but it's sad because it makes light of an actuality for many obese Americans.
On another note, due to the slutty nurse waitresses, the Arizona State Board of Nursing is threatening a lawsuit against the Heart Attack Grill.
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mytheresa
Rimmel
I wouldn't even know how to *start* eating that.
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IMO, if people are dumb enough to go and eat one of these, then I won't feel bad if their cholesterol sky-rockets, or they become obese. It should be obvious to anyone that his way of eating, is extremely unhealthy.
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3Definetly Design.
4wow and I thought fat burger was bad...
5In the words of Homer Simpson... "Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but ... (munch munch munch) mmm ... sacrelicious."
6seriously, you would need a wheelchair if you finished that thing but i totally agree with designrchic too. not a smart move to eat on of these things.
personally i can't believe u can add on cigs. can u still smoke inside in arizona?
7Gross!
8this is just sick..?
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10i know he thinks you're fine and stuff but does he know how to wind you up?
As much as I want to make a joke about this, or say the burger looks yummy (it kinda does) I think there's a strange trend with unhealthy food advertising/marketing where they try to glorify how extreme it is. Those crazy PapaJohn's pizza commercials with overweight guys eating a pizza stuffed with meat, whose crust is filled with cheese...and which comes with Ranch Dressing so you can dip the crust in. It's this kind of mania to have the biggest, the most, more, more, more. Pretty gross.
11how do you even EAT it? i just wanna like, take a bite just to see how... its like a bite is eating a whole "normal" burger at once HAHAHAH...
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