Recently I was checking out Podfitness [1], a new site that offers personal training podcasts by many prominent trainers. Names such as as David Kirsch [2] (Heidi Klum's [3] trainer), Mandy Ingber (Jennifer Aniston's [4] trainer), Michael George (Reese Witherspoon's [5] trainer), and Danny Bonaduce (former child actor?) are available by download.
Wait, Danny Bonaduce. Yup, Danny Bonaduce.

I have heard that Danny has had his hand in fitness lately (boxing and wrestling for charity), but didn't he recently drop someone on their head on stage [6] during an award show? Battery and assault are not really things I'm looking for in a personal trainer.
I've also watched about 1.5 episodes of Breaking Bonaduce and I can honestly say I would not want Danny as my personal trainer [7], but maybe I am alone here. Would you? Even if it were free (which it's not, Podfitness [8] is $19.95 per month)?