The Japanese dairy company, Nakazawa Foods, recently announced the launch of super-premium milk for stressed-out adults — at the price of $43 for a one-quart bottle.
This line of milk products will appropriately be named "Adult Milk," and will contain three to four times the melatonin of regular milk. How so you ask? Well, the milk is taken from cows once a week at the break of dawn since they discharge (gross) a lot of a stress-relieving hormone called melatonin during the night.
Me, I am more of a bath girl when I am stressed out and I've always considered adult milk to be a White Russian, but to each his own.
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That is so disgusting. I would never pay that much for milk I don't even like milk! Just take a xanax, that's what I say!
1Hahaha Fit, White Russian! Yummy.
2Hehe, white russian. Can't you just buy melatonin in the store for a whole lot less, anyway?
3Ever since I went vegan, I can't help but be kinda grossed out by milk. We're the only species that continues drinking milk after we're weened off of our mother's breasts.
$43 bucks for any drink is ridiculous! Just take a nap or exercise to de-stress...it's free and much healthier.
4"Adult Milk", it stresses me out to spend $5 on milk anyway, let alone $43.
5Ew.that's all i have to say.
6Interesting. I wonder if it works.
7THAT is a SEXY picture, lol.
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9Actually, they should crush up some of the rhinocerous horn they like to use as an aphrodisiac and make "Sexy Milk".
I'm sure people would buy that.
10HA ha redegg! Something about that "Adult Milk" just sounds a little dirty, like adult movies! Plus that hunk can drink milk out of the jug at my house anytime (now THAT just sounds wrong!)
11This is weird.. adult milk. I'm going to stick with FAT FREE MILK.
save myself all that $$$
12Typical single guy fridge contents - Beer & OJ
13amanda-la - feel free to send some xanax my way!
14ummm........no. waaaay too expensive. If not anything else it's way too expensive.
and how is it supposed to relieve stress? what does melatonin do that relieves stress?
15$43!! Are you kidding? Paying $5 for soymilk is enough..True, go get melatonin or go get tryptophan someqwhere instead..
16I'd never buy it. $43??? That's insane. I spend that much for all my groceries for the entire week. I'm sticking with good ol' skim milk and I'll just work out to make myself get a good night's sleep.
17Thanks but no thanks. I'll save the $43 and splurge on something else that's more likely to reduce my stress.
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