After seeing the Double Roll Pizza from Pizza Hut [1], I have been dying to know how many calories and milligrams of sodium are in that thing.

This pizza is currently available at Pizza Huts all over Japan. I really hope this is not what other countries think American food is. Being that I don't read Japanese and also that I don't think Japan requires nutritional content to be posted, I decided to make an educated guess based on the image (with some translating help from user thisisalladream [2]). Want to know the number I came up with? It's shocking, so
| Calories | Sodium (mg) | |
|---|---|---|
| 12" Cheese Pizza from Pizza Hut | 2,160 | 4,560 |
| Pigs n Blanket (12) | 1,128 | 2,088 |
| Cheese Pizza Rolls (12) | 380 | 960 |
| Bacon (2 Slices) | 86 | 370 |
| Italian Sausage (1 Link) | 230 | 809 |
| Hamburger Patties (4 small) | 480 | 130 |
| Ham (3 oz) | 151 | 1,275 |
| Tomatoes (4 Slices) | 18 | 8 |
| Mushroom (1) | 2 | 1 |
| Onion (1 tablespoon) | 4 | 0 |
| Peppers (10 Strips) | 5 | 1 |
| Peas and Carrots (1 oz) | 20 | 50 |
| Room for Error | 500 | 500 |
| TOTAL | 5,164 | 10,752 |
This means that one slice is about 646 calories and 1,344 mg of sodium. Yowzers! Now I am not saying this to be the actual number (because I actually think it seems low), but I just calculated to the best of my abilities. Besides, I couldn't even try and figure out how many more calories are in the optional maple syrup and ketchup dipping sauces.
I'm gonna go blow chunks now...