Holy Moley! That's insane! I feel my arteries clog just thinking by looking at that image. Gross!

I feel sick to my stomach just by looking at that picture. EW...

That is truly awful.

That is so disgusting.

Did anyone ever figure out what the maple leaf is supposed to represent?

HOLY COW!

Maple syrup I guess.

That doesn't even LOOK appetizing! And after those facts? Definitely not!

the Japanese can eat this and still aren't as fat as we Americans are though. They know portion control well, so even if the pizza is crazily unhealthy, they wouldn't eat enough to kill themselves whereas if I ordered that pizza i may eat it all myself!! Hahah

It is awful but I still love pizza (just plain cheese).

Well i'm sure a lot of people think Chop Suey is a common food in China, etc.

All I know is, when I was visiting Sweden, two girls from Stockholm were shocked that I was from the U.S. They said, "You're too thin to be an American".

That is insane.

I really felt nauseous when I saw that picture to begin with. The calorie count makes it a thousand times worse

umm, a meat lovers pizza (8 slices) at pizza hut is about 3000 calories. with 6720mg of sodium.

source: http://www.nutritiondata.com/facts-C00001-01c21eK.html

By no means did the picture make me want to try this, not very appealing.

This reminds me of an Onion headline I saw a few weeks ago: "Pizza Hut's New Pizza Lover's Pizza Topped With Smaller Pizzas"

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/pizza_huts_new_pizza_lovers

That doesn't even Look like something I would want to eat, regardless of calories! I LOVE pizza but this is Too much!!

ewwww

Maybe the Maple Leaf is refering to Canadian bacon? Maple syrup on that pizza would be gross. Scratch that, the whole pizza is gross.

I want to EAT this - but I don't know how because I refuse to use a knife and fork to eat PIZZA! and I'm not going to be using chopsticks either! XD

OMG! The beef patties crack me up! this is like food as a circus side show.

I am confused and disappointed: no BBQ sauce? Mustard? Relish? Pizza's not pizza without at least three condiments.

Pssst...sharing this with the readers at www.marksdailyapple.com/pizza-craziness. Awesome post, Fit!

makes me want to

WOWEE.

Japanese food is so healthy over all. This stuff is poison.

hahahahah omfg wow. and i thought the pizza with cheeseburger bits and fries on it that they served us once at college was bad. this takes the cake! (and everything else in the kitchen, apparently)

No it's really maple syrup, Fit said so herself: "Besides, I couldn't even try and figure out how many more calories are in the optional maple syrup and ketchup dipping sauces."

But: more than 5000 calories in ONE pizza?? Isn't that about the intake you should have in 2 days combined?

I agree most Japanese food is really healthy. The US is the one exporting things like pizza and burgers, after all.

its a heart attack waiting to happen

I love that your room for error is 500 calories..."you know you should eat a salad when..."

We have something rather like that in NZ. They have just introduced the Meat Pie Pizza with all the (gross) meat pie filling on a pizza based covered with cheese. And then we have the cheesy bites pizza with those tear-off cheese rolls, just like in the Japanese pizza. Yuck.

We reviewed the Double Roll Pizza: http://rinkya.blogspot.com/2007/07/rinkya-reviews-double-roll-pizza-from...

And we called for the calorie content, according to Pizza Hut it is: A medium pizza is 1943 calories and a large is 2809 calories.

But I think it would be more than that as well...

That looks horrible, even for your pet to eat.

I would totally try this. Just for fun. Eating it once isn't going to hurt. Now, if you ate this every day...that's a different story.

That looks yummy! Of course you can't eat this all the time, but it looks very tasty for a sometimes treat

It's kind of telling that all of the ingredients advertised on the cover are in katakana, the separate alphabet designed to phonetically spell foreign words. They are all in English. This is how they must view our diet.

i hope that's not how foreign people think we eat
that pizza is absolutely barf inducing
i makes me wanna cry
and the beef patties are hysterical

there is... so much going on. i think my brain wouldn't know what to focus on. it's like the pizza equivalent of a theme park!

are those PEAS?!

i hope ppl wont think japanese ppl would love to eat this nasty pizza.. cos i would never ever oder it.

wow, that just might feed my boyfriend... for breakfast.